If you're feeling chilled, pull on a Snuggie!
If you want to ruin your self-confidence, watch scrambled porn, make a racist joke, clog your arteries, or read the obituaries, get a WTF Blanket!
If you're Chuckie, buy some fleece at the ghetto fabric store and cobble together your own Snuggies! Available in blueberry, mint, and Steelers flavors.
